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Last Week's Prophets

Presented by the esteemed Prophets of the CometBloopers

Prophet 1: "The Oracle of the Obvious"

Spoke on the importance of wearing socks with sandals.

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Prophet 2: "The Sock Puppet of the Damned"

Preached the gospel of free pizza delivery.

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